I'm sure we all have seen the video of the student pastor who gets his chance to talk in "big church" and messes up trying to say, "pitched his tents". Well, a friend of mine, Scott Murrill of Grace Community Church in Columbia, MD, might have topped it.
He was attempting to get the crowd all fired up by imagining with them the impact of true Christ-followers living out what they believe. His metaphor was damage. The word he combined with damage was God. You do the math. As in, "We could do alot of God _______." An audible gasp eminated from the crowd of 800 shocked church goers. That is classic.
So, in short, don't combine God with damage. Period.
7 comments:
wow, that must have been funny...looking at it from a positive point of view of course.
P.S. why does watermelon hand-sanitizer make you throw up in your mouth?
It just does... okay!
I was about to comment on your blog post Lance, but now I need to clean up the mess in my cubicle.
Thanks Kelsey!
Poor Scott.
lol...very funny lance! wish I could have been there for that.
All I can do is laugh right now!! That's one of those stories they'll be telling for years at church get-togethers.
Sorry for your friend though...(LOL!!!)
Well folks...we're coming up on our monthly post from Lance.
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